When you give someone advice, they don’t listen to you, and then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter than you.
“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of shit.”
When I’m trying to diet
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
